Well, now I'm stuck in a traffic-jam and as far as I have nothing to do, there are some cool stories and jokes from all over the Internet devoted to the automobile topic.

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."

"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the medic said.

"Heck, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your Lamborghini!"

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

"When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side.'"

Hmm, seems my line is about to start moving in a right direction =)